Romeo&Juliet : Parody
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Romeo&Juliet : Parody
ROMY AND JULIUS
ACT III SCENE I
· MARCY (mercutio)
· BONNY (benvolio)
· TAI (tybalt)
· ROMY (romeo)
IN THE THEATER ARCADE
MARCY: Like oh my God, wouldn’t this make the coolest accessory. It like totally complements my outfit!
Bonny: Just play the game
MARCY: (mumbles) Like fine, miss thing, you don’t have to be so rude. Like, okay, I have to tell you something else. Guess who I saw yesterday at the mall getting a fro-yo, like, it was so totally cool amiga.
Bonny: (false enthusiasm) Who? OH wait, I don’t care. So anyways, what time is it?
MARCY: Okay, I can get this one, like Jeff has been teaching me how to tell time…gotta prepare myself, it’s uh, (looks at watch) fourteen thousand five hundred and fifty two.
Bonny: Let me see! (walks over to Marcy)
MARCY: Like fine, if you don’t believe me you can check for myself.
Bonny: It’s eight o’clock, where’s Romy? She should be here by now.
MARCY: I don’t know, she was like, suppose to meet use here at 7:45
Bonny: Well I’m not waiting anymore, we won’t get any seats. She’ll find us, if she shows.
IN THE THEATER
MARCY: Like, oh my God! It’s so dark in here, you know, like that closet game the guys always make me play.
Spectators: SHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonny: Shut up, you are such a ditz! Common, let’s go find seats.
MARCY: There are like, two over there behind that totally hot baldwin!
(Bonny and Marcy take their seats)
_____: (laughs)…ha….ha…ha….ha…..ha….ha.
TAI: What is that annoying noise?!?!
_____: (laughs)…ha….ha…ha….ha…..ha….ha.
TAI: There it is again!! (looks at Marcy) It’s you!!!!!!
MARCY: Oh my God!! (nudges Bonny) it’s Tai. Hey Bonny look..
MARCY and Bonny: It’s Tai!
TAI: That’s the princess of cats to you!
MARCY: Well MEOW!
Bonny: OOOHHH! So scared, watch me quiver in fear! I’m going to get something to drink; do you want something Marcy? (starts walking away)
MARCY: Sure, can you like get me a drink?
TAI: No, don’t bother, here take mine! (spills her drink on Marcy)
MARCY: Like that really wasn’t necessary, it’s like oh my God! (runs away)
TAI: Oops, did I do that?
IN THE BATHROOM
MARCY: Like why did she have to do that, I didn’t ask…Oh, Romy, like oh my God, what are you doing here?
Bonny: Yeah, you were supposed to be here for seven forty five!
ROMY: Sorry guys, I got…..delayed. Yeah, that’s it I got delayed. What happened to you?
MARCY: Like, oh my God, you know that girl Tai?
ROMY: Yeah,
MARCY: I was like kinda being friendly and all, and like not, I mean minding my own ...
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